The Booty Report

Arrr, Musk be pointin' the finger at scallywags for the X ship's sails bein' down! A cyber-attack, he claims!

2025-03-11

Arrr, mateys! On the day of Monday, the cursed platform X be takin' a tumble like a ship caught in a storm! Captain Musk be claimin’ a mighty cyber raid from a fleet of rogue scallywags or perhaps a whole nation! But the landlubbers in cybersecurity be givin’ him the ol’ side-eye! Har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of a fine social media vessel known as X, which found itself tossin’ and turnin’ upon the turbulent seas o’ the internet this past Monday! Aye, the captain of this ship, one Elon Musk, be claimin’ that a mighty cyberattack struck her sails, like a cannonball blast from a dreaded rival ship!

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