Arrr! USAID be fundin’ a scallywag crew in Ukraine, callin’ VP Vance a pro-Russia parrot! Har har har!
2025-03-11
Arrr, matey! The landlubber US government be tossin' doubloons to a Ukrainian crew, callin' Vice President JD Vance and his mates, Joe Kent and Rep. Massie, as scallywags in league with the Russian sea dogs! Aye, they be on a blacklist longer than a pirate's rap sheet!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round me hearties, for I’ve a tale as wild as a sea tempest! The government o' the good ol' US of A, in a twist sharper than a cutlass, be fundin' a band o' scallywags from Ukraine known as Molfar, a firm that be dabblin' in military intelligence, aye! But what foul treachery be this? They’ve branded our own Vice President JD Vance, along with Counterterrorism Director Joe Kent and Rep. Thomas Massie, as no more than "foreign propagandists" servin' the dastardly Russian Federation!Aye, the audacity! These fine fellows be carryin' the flag of freedom, yet they find themselves penned upon a black list thicker than a sailor's beard! The Molfar crew demands their swift removal from public positions, as if they be a barnacle on the hull o' a ship! “Out with the lot!” they declare, as if throwin’ ‘em overboard would cleanse the seas of their “propaganda.”
Now, I ask ye, me hearties, when did the seas of politics turn so murky? All aboard the ship o' nonsense, where the truth be as elusive as a treasure map! So hoist the sails and set course for laughter, for this be a tale to tickle yer funny bone whilst the world be turnin' upside down!