Arrr! The judge be sayin' DOGE be fair game fer yer pryin eyes, as the crew hides in the shadows!
2025-03-11
Arrr, a federal matey be sayin’ that DOGE, captained by the scallywag Elon Musk, may be under the prying eye o' FOIA! Aye, this new crew be sailin’ in a fog o’ secrecy so thick, ye might think they be hidin’ treasure! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin a yarn o’ the Department of Government Efficiency, captained by none other than the scallywag Elon Musk! A wise judge, Christopher Cooper, fresh from the chambers of the Obamian seas, decreed this ship be beholden to the Freedom of Information Act, as it sails under a flag o’ secrecy more peculiar than a kraken’s tentacle!The Trump crew claimed this Department, or DOGE as they dub it, be a part of the Executive Office and immune to public prying, but Judge Cooper scoffed at that notion! He declared DOGE wielded more power than a cannon at full blast, with the ability to reshape the federal fleet and sink contracts without so much as a “yo-ho-ho.”
Some wily watchdogs, the Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics, sought to unveil the shenanigans of DOGE, where whispers were exchanged on encrypted seas. They demanded to know how many treasure chests were spent on empty Adobe licenses. Alas, the judge ordered these records to be revealed slowly, like a treasure map unfolding, not by the dreaded deadline the watchdogs hoped for!
This tale be but one among many as the courtroom battles rage on—join the crew of transparency as we sail through the fog of government secrets! Arrr!