Avast, mateys! Dylan Mulvaney be ponderin' the Bud Light storm two years past on 'The View,' arrr!
2025-03-11
Arrr, matey! On the grand vessel o’ “The View,” our fair lass Dylan Mulvaney be quizzed ‘bout the cursed Bud Light scandal of 2023, which sent their doubloons plummetin’ faster than a cannonball! Aye, it be a fine mess o' frothy brew!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of the scandalous sea of Bud Light and yon brave soul, Dylan Mulvaney! In the year of our Lord 2023, this fine lass found herself in a tempest after her visage graced the beer barrels, celebratin’ a full turn of the tide on her journey to "girlhood."With a hearty laugh, Mulvaney proclaimed her love for the brew, sayin’, “I thought it be a grand idea!” Yet, as the winds of outrage blew fierce, she found herself a poster child for a ruckus, when all she be wantin’ was a sip o’ her favorite ale. “I’m but a humble lass,” she lamented, confoundin’ why the whole world turned on her over a simple deal.
In her tale, she confessed that bein’ the “eternal optimist” can hide deep wounds. But with the support of her fellow trans sisters, she weathered the storm like a true captain! Meanwhile, Bud Light faced a dreadful drop in sales, seekin’ ways to win back the scallywags turned away. They even hired folk likened to the complete opposite of our dear Dylan!
So raise yer tankards, ye salty sea dogs, to the humor and heartache of this wild brew-tale! Yarrr!