Arrr! Trump be vowin' to keelhaul Rep. Massie, callin' him a scallywag like that landlubber Liz Cheney!
2025-03-11
Arrr, matey! Cap’n Trump be shoutin’ that Rep. Massie ought t’ be tossed overboard in a primary rumble! He claims he’ll be captain o’ the charge against him, all while parleyin’ on that Truth Social sea! Blimey, what a ruckus on the high political seas!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of the high seas of politics! It be none other than President Donald Trump, a fierce captain of the GOP ship, who be settin' his sights on Rep. Thomas Massie from Kentucky. In a raucous Truth Social post, he thundered, “SHOULD BE PRIMARIED!” likenin' the lad to the infamous Liz Cheney, who sank faster than a leaky boat after crossin' Trump. Aye, Massie be a ‘NO’ vote on many a measure, claimin’ he won’t be swayed unless he gets a lobotomy! Aye, that be a bold statement fer a congressman!But fear not, good folks, for ol' Senator Mike Lee be givin' Massie a hearty pat on the back, sayin' he respects the lad for fightin' the good fight against federal spending. Trump, meanwhile, be thankin' the House Freedom Caucus fer standin' firm ‘gainst them Radical Left Democrats, who want to raise taxes and capsize the ship of state!
With a past fraught with squabbles, Trump and Massie’s relationship be a tempestuous one, but it seems Massie won’t be cowerin’ in the face of primaries! He’s weathered storms before, and he plans to keep sailin’ true, seekin’ transparency over mere allegiance. So grab yer grog and watch this deckhand duel unfold, fer it be a rip-roarin' spectacle of political piracy!