Ahoy, me hearties! Rise 'n shine! Trump’s treasure trove o’ tariffs, CR loot, and tax cuts be the mornin’ glory!
2025-03-11
Arrr, me hearties! The fine Republicans be raisin’ their jolly rogers in favor o’ Captain Trump’s treasure hunt o’ tariffs! Let ‘em hoist the sails and plunder them foreign ships for gold, lest we be swimmin’ with the fishes! Aye, let the booty flow!
Arrr, mateys! Let me spin ye a yarn 'bout the great Winston Churchill and his ponderin' on them political parties, aye. In his tale, "My Early Life," he muses that defendin' a government be like defendin' a leaky ship – ye gotta stand by the worst parts too, savvy?One fine evening, when young MPs dined with the seasoned Joe Chamberlain, he quipped, “I be in very bad company!” Aye, they’d be challengin' him on policies as rotten as the scallywags of the seven seas! Chamberlain, wise as a sea turtle, declared that supportin' the crown be crucial when times be tough. And what did he leave 'em with? A secret about tariffs! He warned that they be the politics of the future, matey!
Now, Churchill, he switched ships from the Conservatives to the Liberals, then back again like a fish outta water, declaring it takes gumption to re-rat! He saw tariffs as key to national security, and his thoughts on trade be a right riddle. He questioned the tariffs on Canada but was all for crushin' the cartel scum in Mexico, savvy?
In the end, our hero urges the lads to support their party, for it be the only way to defend the Constitution 'gainst the dark tides. So hoist the sails with Trump and the GOP, for the journey ahead be perilous but necessary! Yarrr!