Four jolly clues that prove Trump be still a scallywag against them Russian scoundrels! Arrr, matey!
2025-03-11
Arrr, matey! I sailed the seas of Eastern Europe whilst Trump be captaining his ship. Aye, I be seein' his crew unleash a mighty storm o' anti-Russian cannon fire and hoist the pro-NATO flag high! 'Twas a right jolly adventure, savvy?
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with tales of the bold Capt’n Trump and his nautical dealings with the fair landlubber Zelenskyy of Ukraine! Mainstream scallywags be twisting the truth, but let it be known, this captain be sailing a pro-NATO, anti-Russian course, aye!Despite the whining of his old foes, Trump be no matey of the Rus’! During his first voyage, I, a humble officer, witnessed the might of his policies as they sent shivers down the spines of Russian rogues!
From 2017 to 2020, we be modernizin’ the fleets and arming the brave Ukrainians with Javelins, those fearsome tank killers! They cheered, "Thank ye, brother!" whilst givin' them a fighting chance against the Eastern tempests!
In a parley with the British, Trump gave a right good thumpin’ to the Ruskies, tossing out their diplomats like old barnacles! He even put a stop to their sneaky Nord Stream 2 pipeline, which aimed to flood Germany with their foul fuel! Aye, they were not pleased, for Trump be the bane of Russian ambitions!
So, whenever ye hear the naysayers claimin’ Trump’s a friend of the bear, just chuckle and remember: Under his flag, the seas were clear of Russian influence, and during his reign, not a foreign ship was invaded! Arrr, that be the truth! Trump… not good for Russia, indeed!