Arrr, matey! Elon be sayin’ the DOGE crew’ll plunder Social Security and loot the treasure of entitlement gold!
2025-03-11
Arrr, in a parley with that scallywag Larry Kudlow, Captain Elon Musk be spoutin’ that the great treasure to plunder be the fraud in Social Security and other grand schemes! Aye, he calls it “the big one to toss overboard!” Savvy?
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Elon Musk, who be settin' sail on a tempestuous sea of talkin' with Larry Kudlow, a right clever matey. In this here parley, the fabled captain of tech be makin' waves, claimin' that the grandest treasure to be plundered from the seas of government programs be naught but the fraud lurkin' in the depths of Social Security!Ye see, this here Musk be thinkin' that the foul fraudsters be raisin' the Jolly Roger over a bounty of doubloons that should belong to the good folk of the land! He be sayin’ it’s the “big one to eliminate,” like a kraken that needs vanquishin'! Aye, the thought of swabbin' the decks of corruption has him all a-flutter, as he conjures visions of a shipshape system where honest sailors can collect their gold without fear of being robbed by landlubbers!
So, grab yer grog and raise a toast to the daring Musk, who be callin' out the scurvy knaves pilferin’ from the treasure chests of the realm! With a chuckle and a wink, he sails into the horizon, plottin’ a course for fair seas and honest booty for all. Hoist the sails, me hearties! The hunt for honesty be afoot!