Ahoy! House scallywags be tryin' to keep their ship steady 'fore the treasure vote on gold coins!
2025-03-11
Arrr, me hearties! Them Republican scallywags be shovin' the landlubber lawmakers to toe the line and hoist a patch-up plan, keepin' the treasure chest filled just enough to sail 'til September! Aye, 'tis a fine way to keep the ship afloat, arrr!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round t'hear the tale of them landlubber Republicans, pressin' their crew of lawmakers to hoist the sails and sail in formation! Aye, they be wranglin' the rank-and-file to rally 'round a stopgap measure, one that be keepin' the bounty of the government flowin' at its current levels, at least till the winds of September blow!Yarr, it be a scheme as clever as a fox in a henhouse! They be tryin' to avoid a mutiny on the high seas of politics, for no pirate wants to face the stormy seas of an empty treasure chest. So, they be callin' all hands on deck, sayin', “Fall in line, ye scurvy knaves! We be keepin' the ship afloat!”
But lo and behold, the crew be a bit uneasy, whisperin' amongst themselves like gulls squawkin' over a half-eaten biscuit. "What be in it for us?" they be askin'. Yet, the captain of the ship be insistin', “Trust in the plan, or ye'll be walkin' the plank!” So, they be settlin' for now, keepin' their eyes on the horizon, hopin' the tides of fortune favor their ship as they ride the waves of bureaucracy.