"Arrr! Trump be raisin’ yer metal taxes on Canada to a steep 50%! Blimey, that be a fierce treasure hunt!"
2025-03-11
Arrr, mateys! Captain Trump be settin’ sail in anger, takin’ on Canada for their pesky tariffs on our thunderin’ electric juice! He be threatenin’ to raise the steel and aluminum tolls to a hearty 50%! He’s sent his first mate Lutnick to hoist the new flag come March 12! Avast!
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! It seems our swashbucklin' resident captain, Donald Trump, be raisin' his cutlass against our neighbors to the north, Canada! Aye, they be puttin' a tariff on our precious American electricity imports, and now the captain be blowin' his horn, threatenin' to hoist the tax flag even higher!By thunder, he be declarin' that come March 12, there be a hefty 25 percent tariff on steel and aluminum makin' its way to those maple syrup-lovin' folk! Aye, that be takin' the total to a whopping 50 percent! 'Tis a mighty price for some shiny metal, if ye ask me!
In a grand post upon his Truth Social platform, Trump be givin' orders to his right-hand matey, Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick, to set this metal tax sailin'! Arrr, what a tempest this be stirrin', eh? The seas be rough, and the trade winds be blowin' wild, but this pirate be ready to plunder some tariffs with a hearty laugh!
So, me mateys, keep yer eyes peeled for the next round of cannon fire in this trade battle! Aye, who knew steel and aluminum could spark such a ruckus on the high seas of commerce?