Arrr! The Senate be givin’ a hearty aye to Lori Chavez-DeRemer as the keeper of the labor treasure!
2025-03-11
Arrr, on the morn of Monday past, the Senate be confirm’n a lass, Lori Chavez-DeRemer, to steer the labor ship o’ the realm, with 67 yeas and a raucous crew of 17 Democrats joinin’ the buccaneers! A few scallywags voted nay, but the wind be at her back!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the Senate’s grand decree on the day of the moon’s high rise! On a fine Monday, the scallywags of the Senate did confirm the fair lass, Lori Chavez-DeRemer, a representative from yon land of Oregon, to be the captain of the Department of Labor, under the watchful eye of the President Trump, who be a mighty shipwright of nominees!The vote sailed through with a hearty 67 to 32, with a motley crew of 17 Democrats joining forces with the Republicans, raisin' their quills in approval! Yet, amongst the sea of approval, three brave souls—Rand Paul, Mitch McConnell, and Ted Budd—chose to chart a different course and cast their votes against her. Alas, one sailor, John Fetterman, was lost at sea and did not partake in the voting shenanigans!
Many a Republican be seein' Chavez-DeRemer as a fresh gust of wind in their sails, blowin' away the stench of stale policies. So, hoist the flag, me hearties, as we welcome this new captain aboard! May her voyage be filled with fair winds and bountiful treasures for the laborin’ folk of the realm!