"Arrr! The Top Trump crew be makin' the Biden scallywags walk the plank o' equity schemes, savvy?"
2025-03-11
Arrr, matey! The Transportation crew tossed two scrolls from the Biden sea captain, claimin’ they muddled the map, chasin’ a treasure of social justice and green dreams, instead of fair winds for all! Aye, what a jolly mess on the high seas of bureaucracy!
Arrr matey! The Department o' Transportation, under the jolly reign of the new captain, Sean Duffy, be tossin' two memos from the Biden crew overboard! Aye, these scrolls be filled with talk o' social justice and keepin' the seas fresh, but Duffy’s crew be claimin' they be misaligned with the ship's true course.These memos, penned under the watchful eye of Secretary Pete Buttigieg, spoke of reconnectin' communities and providin' for the disadvantaged, as well as makin' room for fancy electric chargin' stations. But Duffy, with a hearty laugh, declared that the Department be returnin' to the basics of buildin' sturdy ships and makin' commerce sail smoothly.
He be sayin' the previous captain tried to sneak in a radical plan against the crew's wishes, and that be stoppin' now! The memos, meant to guide the hefty treasure from the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act, caused quite the ruckus among traders and shippers alike, who thought they muddled the sails instead of settin’ a clear course.
With a wink and a nod, Duffy be takin' aim at other liberal policies as well, ready to steer this ship towards calmer waters. A bold move, indeed, as the crew be watchin' closely to see if the tides turn in favor of their beloved infrastructure!