Arrr, Liz Peek be sayin’ the Dems be hollerin’ 'cause Trump’s schemin’ to toss their treasure o’ waste!
2025-03-11
Arrr, me hearties! Thanks to Captain Elon Musk and his crew at the DOGE ship, the good folk of America be learnin' fast 'bout the sneaky scallywags plunderin' our fair government! Aye, 'tis a jolly lesson on the soft corruption brewin' beneath the waves!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! The talk o' slashing government spending be all the rage, until the axe be swung, and chaos reigns supreme! Why, ye ask? With a treasure chest o' $6 trillion in play, too many scallywags—politicians, activists, and corporations—be plunderin' from the bounty. As the wise Senator Kennedy be sayin’, when ye trim the fat, the piggies start their squealin'!Now, the Democrats be squawkin' like a parrot in a storm, squealin' over cutbacks that expose their wasteful ways. They be worried about the Trump crew and their merry band o’ miscreants, led by none other than Elon Musk's Department o' Government Efficiency (DOGE). Aye, the revelations of silly government spends—like studies on transgender mice—be makin' folks want to "drain the swamp!"
But beware! Democrats be usin' Medicaid fear as a weapon, shoutin' that cuts will leave the poor adrift at sea. Yet, the truth be known! With billions wasted on fraud, rootin' out the scoundrels could save the bounty. Medicaid's growth be confounded, as it doubles while poverty dwindles. Why do they expand it? To curry favor with voters, of course! So, let the cuttin' begin and let 'em squeal, I say!