"Trump be standin' with a shiny Tesla, lookin' to fill old Musk's coffers, savvy? Arrr, what a jolly jest!"
2025-03-11
Arrr! Captain Trump, the scallywag, hath ragged on them electric ships for ages! But lo, with the mighty Musk as his matey, he be sayin' he'd snatch up a fiery red one! Aye, the seas be full of surprises, even for a landlubber like him!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to this tale of our grand captain, President Trump, who’s been spoutin’ venom against them electric contraptions for many a year! Aye, he called ‘em fancy gadgets fit for landlubbers, but lo and behold, a curious turn o’ events be afoot!In a most peculiar twist, the cap’n has been spied with none other than that scallywag Elon Musk, the master o’ the electric seas! They be chattin’ and laughin’, and just when ye thought the winds had settled, Trump declared with a hearty laugh, “Aye, I be buyin’ meself a bright red electric vessel!” Aye, y’heard me right! The man who once scoffed at such contraptions now be sailin’ into the sunset in a shiny red chariot!
Now, picture it, me mateys! A pirate captain ridin’ a steed that be quieter than a whisperin’ ghost! “What be wrong with me trusty rum!” he may cry, while zoomin’ past the taverns. But in the end, it be all in jest and jolly good fun! So here’s to the cap’n and his newfound chariot, may it bring him fair winds and a jolly crew, even if it does run on the power of that sorcery they call electricity!