Arrr, Trump be settlin’ his sails, lettin’ go of them metal tariffs after Ontario waved the white flag!
2025-03-11
Arrr, matey! The captain o' the land threatened to whack Canadian doubloons with a 50% tax, but alas! He thought better after Ontario decided to stop pilferin' U.S. lightning. Aye, even pirates know when to let the sails catch fair winds!
Avast ye hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of politics, where the winds of trade blow hot and cold! Our captain of the ship, the president, be brandishing his cutlass, threatenin’ to lay a hefty 50 percent tariff smack on the precious metals from yon Canadian shores. Aye, he did!But lo and behold! Just as the storm clouds gathered, a glimmer of hope appeared, for the fine folk of Ontario, bless their hearts, decided to lift a burdenin’ charge on that sweet nectar of U.S. electricity. 'Twas a right clever move, savvy? With the sun shinin’ bright over the Great Lakes, our captain thought better of it and sheathed his sword, holdin' off on the tariffs like a sailor in a tavern, reluctant to part with his last coin.
So here we stand, ye scallywags, with metal treasures flowin’ across the border, and the president, instead of raisin’ the black flag, be raisin’ a toast! 'Tis a fine day for trade, and perhaps a pint of rum, eh? Let us celebrate this brief peace, for in the world of commerce, ye never know when the next squall be blowin’ in! Yarrr!