"The Senate be givin' the ol' aye to Gail Slater, the new captain of the Antitrust ship, arrr!"
2025-03-11
Arrr, matey! Slater, that old sea dog o' Washington's lawyering crew, be makin' merry jests at the tech scallywags! He be pointin' his cutlass at their treasure chests, callin' 'em out for bein’ more greedy than a parrot on a gold doubloon! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Slater, a lawyer of the high seas o' Washington, aye! This landlubber be no ordinary legal buccaneer; he’s been takin' aim at the mighty tech titans, those swabs who hold power like a captain clutchin' his ship's wheel in a tempest!