Avast! Apple Vision Pro be sailin’ to Neverland, groovin’ to Metallica’s tunes like a rum-soaked sea dog!
2025-03-11
Avast ye scallywags! Keep yer peepers wide as the sea at dawn, lest ye find yerself swallered by Davy Jones' locker while dreamin’ of treasure! Aye, snore with one eye peeled, or ye might wake up with a parrot on yer noggin! Har har har!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news of Metallica, the mighty thrash metal crew, settin' sail into the realm of Apple's Vision Pro—an enchanted contraption that costs a treasure of $3,499 doubloons! With this magical headset, ye can witness the band rockin' out before a raucous crew of 65,000 in Mexico City, captured by 14 fantastical Apple Immersive Video Cameras.These cameras be not the fanciest of the seas, but fear not! They place ye right in the action, makin' ye feel as if ye be on stage with the legendary lads: James Hetfield and his mateys! As they sing tales of sleepin' with one eye open in "Sandman," ye best be ready to thrash about like a true pirate during "Whiplash." But alas, ye won’t be privy to the full two-hour shindig; a mere taste shall suffice!
Now, if yer pockets be lighter than a gull’s feather, fret not, for from March 14, ye can spy a demo at yer local Apple Store. So, hoist the anchor and prep yer sea legs for a wild ride with Metallica—'tis a jolly good time awaitin' for ye, if ye dare!