"Arrr, a scallywag from Hezbollah caught slippin’ into the land o' the free, now walkin’ the plank under Biden’s gaze!"
2025-03-11
Ahoy, mateys! A scallywag with no rights, spillin' the beans 'bout his dastardly crew, be set to walk the plank back home, says the New York Post on this fine Tuesday! Arrr, a right jolly mess that be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye the tale of one Basel Bassel Ebbadi, a scallywag from Lebanon who found himself in a pickle! This young lad, aged 22, be a member of the nefarious Hezbollah crew, and he sailed his way into the good ol' U.S. of A. under the watchful eye of Captain Biden's ship last year!Captured by the border folk in the bustling port of El Paso, Texas, on the ninth day of March in the year 2024, he soon spilled the beans 'bout his dastardly plans to craft a bomb in New York City! Arrr, he claimed he didn't fancy killin' folks, but once ye be in the crew, ye can’t just ditch it like an old parrot! Well, after makin' some frightenin' threats, our Basel was sent to the brig, isolated from the rest of the crew.
After servin' five months in the clink, a judge ordered him to be sent back to his homeland. But it be said that under Biden’s command, 400 scallywags of ill repute crossed the border and were let loose! The Trump ship had its own rules, preventin' such mischief. So now, Basel be settin' sail for deportation, and let this be a lesson to all who think to venture into the U.S. illegally—ye best not even think about it, or ye might find yerself in a bind like our friend Ebbadi!