Arrr! Fox News be hoistin' the flag high, outshinin' ABC, CBS, and NBC in the primetime seas o' March!
2025-03-11
Arrr matey! During the week o’ March the third, Fox News Channel be steal’n the spotlight, drawin’ a mighty crew of 4.8 million landlubbers, bestin’ the three great ships o’ broadcastin’. A fine haul for the scallywags, indeed! Avast, the ratings be treasure!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tall tale of the Fox News Channel, a vessel of news that be sailing smoother than a galleon on calm seas during the reign of Captain Trump! Aye, during the week of the third of March, Fox be gathering a monstrous crew of 4.8 million viewers in the primetime waters, outpacing the likes of CBS, NBC, and ABC by a fair margin! In the 8 p.m. watch, "Jesse Watters Primetime" be the captain of the ship, drawing in 4.4 million souls. As the sun set, "Hannity" kept the sails full with 3.7 million watching at 9 p.m. Meanwhile, "Gutfeld!" be swabbing the decks of late-night like a true buccaneer, leaving his rivals gasping for air! The mighty "The Five" be reigning supreme as the most-watched show on all of cable news, surpassing even Lady Gaga’s latest shanty. And during the grand spectacle of Trump’s talk to Congress, a staggering 10.7 million scallywags tuned in, while the others floundered like fish outta water. With a treasure trove of 74% of the cable news audience, Fox be the king of the high seas, proving that they be no mere landlubbers! Avast, indeed!