Arrr! A blue-hued landlubber be takin' the sheriff to court fer lendin' a hand to them foreign scallywags!
2025-03-11
Arrr! Washington's landlubber AG Nick Brown be settin’ sail against a sheriff’s crew fer “connivin’ with the king’s men” to chase after scallywags on the immigration seas! Aye, it be a right ruckus over who be callin’ the shots on these shores!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a ruckus in the land of Washington! The Attorney General, a scallywag named Nick Brown, be settin' sail on a lawsuit against the Adams County Sheriff’s Office, claimin' they be brewin' a storm of illegal alliances with federal officials and the Trump administration, all in the name of immigration law enforcement!In the courts of Spokane, Brown hollers that the Sheriff’s crew be holdin' illegal immigrants captive based on their status, assistin' federal agents in interrogatin' them, and spillin' the beans on personal info faster than a ship’s leak! This, he says, be a direct violation of the Keep Washington Workin' Act, a decree from 2019 that forbids local lawmen from lendin' a hand to federal immigration efforts.Brown be callin' for the court to whip Sheriff Dale Wagner's crew into line, claimin' that the good folks of Washington have a right to their own safety and economy, free from the interference of wayward officials boastin' of their lawlessness!It seems the Sheriff’s Office, once talkin' of peace, turned pirate after the Trump ship set sail, alignin' with a band of rogue lawyers known as America First Legal, who be defendin' their actions with a fervor. So hoist the sails, me hearties, as this legal adventure unfolds upon the high seas of justice!