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2025-03-11
Ahoy, mateys! Ye be set to dive into the Fox News Politics scroll, where ye’ll find the freshest gossip from the Trump ship, tales from Capitol Hill, and a treasure trove o' Foxy political tidbits. Batten down the hatches and prepare for a jolly good read! Arrr!
Ahoy there, mateys! Welcome aboard the Fox News Politics ship, where the winds of change blow swift and the tales of the Trump administration flow freely!Here be the latest scuttlebutt on the high seas of politics…
- Yarr, AOC be takin' a hit with an ethics complaint fer her 'troubling expenses' with a dance crew!
- A judge orders the Trump crew to hand over some 'unlawfully' hoarded USAID doubloons!
- And what be this? A Hitchhiker's Guide to keepin' the ship afloat and avoidin' a government shutdown?
Vice President JD Vance be rallyin’ the House Republicans, claimin’ it’s vital to keep the lights on for border security and the Department of Government Efficiency (or as the scallywags call it, DOGE).
Rumors swirl, sayin’ cuts to future federal treasure be on the horizon, just like a pirate’s promise of gold! Meanwhile, the Captain Trump himself be leadin’ the charge against those who cross him, comparin’ ‘em to a certain Liz Cheney, arrr!
So grab yer rum, me hearties, and keep a weather eye on the horizon for the next wave of political nonsense comin’ yer way!