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Avast! Scallywag devours me rosary beads on yon American Airlines ship! The devil's own appetite, I say! Arrr!

2025-03-12

Arrr, matey! The scallywag booted a sky wench, says the parchment of arrest! Him and his sister claim they be sailin’ to Haiti to flee from the dastardly “spiritual assaults.” Aye, what a jolly excuse for a ruckus in the clouds!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a seafarin' scallywag and his sister, who set sail on a ship of the skies bound fer Haiti. But lo! Their journey took a turn for the worse, as the fellow found himself in a squall o' trouble, kickin' a fair flight attendant right in the leg, as if she were a bilge rat! Aye, the jestin' fool thought he be fightin’ off “religious attacks of a spiritual nature.” Who knew the spirits could be so feisty, eh?

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