Arrr! That scallywag Republican be callin' Sarah McBride a scurvy man! Aye, the seas be confusin' these days!
2025-03-11
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Keith Self be callin’ the fair lass Sarah McBride, the first openly transgender matey in Congress, “Mr. McBride!” When challenged, he hoisted the sails and scuttled off, adjournin’ the session like a cowardly bilge rat! Avast! What a right merry mess!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the hallowed halls of Congress, where a rogue of a Representative named Keith Self from the wild shores of Texas did embark on a peculiar quest. This scallywag, in a fit of folly, be calling the valiant Representative Sarah McBride, the first openly transgender matey in Congress, by the name “Mr. McBride.” Can ye believe the audacity?!