Arrr, matey! Activist Mahmoud be seekin’ Columbia’s help, right before the lawmen came knockin’ on his door! Har har!
2025-03-12
Arrr, matey! Just a day ‘fore the court be callin’ for Mahmoud Khalil, the gallant activist nabbed by the customs scallywags at Columbia, his fair lass and legal matey be spillin’ the beans! With a belly full of treasure, she be shoutin’ of love and needin’ her cap’n back home, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Mahmoud Khalil, a noble activist caught in the tempestuous seas of justice on the hallowed grounds of Columbia University. Just a day before his court hearing, this brave lad, who be holdin' a green card like a treasure map, found himself in the clutches of the fearsome Immigration and Customs Enforcement, a crew no less dastardly than a band of roguish pirates!Now, his fair lass, heavy with child — aye, eight moons pregnant be she! — set sail with a heartfelt missive, spillin’ forth the love and support she’s received from landlubbers and mateys alike. The winds of her words carried an urgent plea for her beloved to return home, for there be no greater treasure than family, aye! The days leading up to this stormy encounter be filled with worry and longing, as the scallywag’s absence leaves a void deeper than the deepest abyss!
So, me fine fellows, let us raise a mug of grog to Mahmoud, his brave lass, and the fight for justice in these turbulent waters. May the winds shift in their favor and bring this lad back to his family, for no pirate should be marooned on the shores of injustice!