Arrr, GOP matey be callin' the trans Dem 'Mr. McBride,' then he skedaddled faster than a sea rat, savvy?
2025-03-12
Arrr, matey! In a most comical turn o' events, Rep. Keith Self be cuttin’ short a gatherin’ after Rep. Bill Keatin’ raised a ruckus, objectin’ to Self callin’ Rep. Sarah McBride “Mr. McBride.” Methinks the good Rep. be needin’ a map to navigate them gender waters! Ha!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round fer this tale from the hallowed halls of Congress, where swabs be callin’ each other out like landlubbers in a tavern brawl. The good Rep. Keith Self, a buccaneer of the Texas seas, tried to introduce the fine lady, Rep. Sarah McBride, as "Mr. McBride," which sent the bold Rep. Bill Keating from Massachusetts into a fit, like a parrot with a sore throat!“Ahoy! Ye be mistaken, me hearty!” Keating squawked, demandin’ the proper title for McBride. But Self, with all the charm of a scallywag, repeated his blunder. “Aye, I said it right! She be the representative from Delaware!” But Keating, with the spirit of a captain protecting his crew, declared, “Ye be outta order, mate!”
Alas, the squabble turned more chaotic than a ship in a storm! Self, not wantin’ to lose his seat at the helm, decided to adjourn the hearing quicker than a rat fleein’ a sinking ship. McBride, on the other hand, stood strong, proclaimin’ her pride in representin’ Delaware despite the ruckus. It’s a wild sea we sail, me hearties, where even Congress can be a raucous tavern! Arrr!