Arrr, matey! Be the Constitution keepin’ that scallywag Mahmoud Khalil from walkin’ the plank to deportation?
2025-03-12
Arrr, me hearties! The tale of Mahmoud Khalil, that scallywag stirrin' up trouble ‘gainst Israel, be a fine example of the crown’s mighty power to send landlubbers packin'! Avast! Let it be known, when ye meddle in affairs, ye might just find yerself walkin' the plank!
Ahoy mateys! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout me days in the court, where I chased scallywags and terrorists not on the high seas, but in the land of the free! Aye, the Trump crew be swingin' their swords, lookin’ to toss out them treasonous knaves. But we must ponder the sacred scrolls of the First Amendment, savvy?Now, let me regale ye with the tale of Tom Hagen, the crafty consigliere from the Godfather tales, who tried to persuade a Hollywood bigwig, Jack Woltz, to give the Don's godson a role, or else face a horse’s head in his bed! Aye, that be extortion, not mere chitchat! In court, he’d find no refuge under the cloak of free speech, ye see.
Now, speakin' of a certain Mahmoud Khalil, who finds himself in the hot seat for playin’ footsie with Hamas, some landlubbers claim he be just a victim of circumstance, but I say nay! His actions be not mere political speech – they be a fine recipe for extortion and chaos! And let’s not be fooled by the fanciful tales of the Constitution. The government has the right to toss out those who threaten the peace of its good citizens, even if they be green card holders, argh!
So, me hearties, let’s keep our wits about us. For while the seas of free speech be vast, they don’t allow pirates to run amok without consequence! Yarrr!