Arrr, matey! Fox News be spoutin' tales o' laser-slingin' automa'tons plowin' the fields like buccaneers on a bender!
2025-03-12
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Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the curious happenings of the high seas of news! First up, we be hearin' tell of a contraption called the LaserWeeder G2, a wondrous automaton wieldin' lasers to rid the fields of pesky weeds without a drop of foul chemicals! Aye, the future o' farmin' be bright as a treasure chest full o' gold!Next, we find the fair Kamala Harris in hot water, tryin' to weave a tale of nacho cheese Doritos and Big Tech at an AI confab! 'Twas a word salad so tangled, even a pirate's compass couldn't find its way! The crowd be laughin' more than a bunch of scallywags at a tavern!
But hold yer grog! A Chinese automaton, known as EngineAI, be makin' waves as it flips through the air like a nimble deckhand! Aye, it claims the title of the first humanoid robot to land a front flip—might make even the best of pirates envious!
Lastly, down under, the Murdoch Children's Research Institute be fightin' the good fight fer young'uns afflicted by heart maladies, usin' stem cells and AI to craft precision therapies. A noble cause, that be!
So there ye have it, mateys! A jolly good round-up of the latest marvels and misadventures on the grand sea of news!