Arrr! Trump be transformin' the White House green into a flashy Tesla den, matey! Aye, what a jolly sight!
2025-03-12
Arrr matey! On Tuesday, Captain Trump be transformin' the White House lawn into a fine Tesla bazaar, all fer his matey Elon Musk. Five shiny ships o' the road were brought in fer inspection, as Trump be swearin' to buy one to hoist the flag for Musk’s flounderin' fleet! Har har har!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of a most curious day at the White House, where the grand South Lawn be transformed into a showroom fit fer a king! It be none other than President Donald Trump, the self-proclaimed captain of the ship of state, who did summon his trusty adviser, the mighty Elon Musk, a billionaire of the Tesla fleet!On that fateful Tuesday, five shiny Teslas rolled up to the White House, glimmerin' like treasure chests on the high seas. The good captain Trump, keen as a hawk, did set his eyes upon these fine vessels, proclaimin’ to the world that he would purchase one to show his allegiance to the swashbucklin’ Musk and his flounderin’ ship of a company.
With Musk standin’ proudly by his side, Trump, in all his glory, declared his support loud enough for all the landlubbers to hear! The laughter echoed as he waxed poetic about ‘lectric chariots, makin’ jest of the whole affair like a jolly rogue at the tavern. So, there ye have it, a day of mirth and motors at the White House, where politics and piracy met in a spectacle no less outrageous than a parley between rival crews!