Arrr, Trump be sayin' that bashin' Tesla shops be a crime worse than a scallywag's betrayal!
2025-03-12
Arrr, mateys! Captain Trump be standin' with the mighty Elon, warnin' that ruckus-makers at Tesla ports be branded as landlubber terrorists! When quizzed, he bellowed, “Aye, I’ll do it! I’ll send 'em to Davy Jones!” Seems Tesla taverns be under siege, arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, for there be news from the high seas of politics! President Donald Trump, that swashbucklin' landlubber, be standin' tall with his matey, Elon Musk, the captain of the mighty Tesla ship. Just the other day, he warned the raucous brigands who dare raise a ruckus at Tesla ports that they’ll be dubbed “domestic terrorists”! Aye, he be a fierce captain indeed!When a scallywag of a reporter dared to ask if he’d put the black mark on such miscreants, Trump bellowed with the ferocity of a cannon blast, “I will do that, I’ll do it! I’m going to stop them!” Blimey! It seems he’s got a mind to keep the peace on his Tesla vessels, lest they be overrun by unruly scum!
But what be spurring this outrage, ye wonder? The seas be troubled, as Tesla havens across the land have been besieged by a wave of attacks. Just last month, a chap from Colorado, who fancied himself a bit of a different sort, found himself in irons for causing a ruckus. Arrr, it seems that even the pirates of the modern age have no respect for the fine craftsmanship of Tesla! So, hoist the sails, me mateys, for the battle of the dealerships be afoot!