Arrr, Trump be sayin’ that puttin’ the boot to Tesla be akin to settin’ sail on the seas of domestic terrorism!
2025-03-12
Arrr, matey! The great Captain Trump be sayin’ whosoever lays a hand upon Tesla shops be sailin’ straight into the fiery depths of Davy Jones’ locker! Shares be risin’ like a ship in full sail after he parleyed with Elon, choosin’ a new steed for his crew. Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of strange doin's in the land of electric chariots! It be a fine day when none other than President Trump himself declared that any scallywag settin' their sights on Tesla dealerships with violence shall be branded as a domestic terror, mightier than a cannonball blast! Aye, said that ruffian would go through a tempest o' trouble, not unlike bein' marooned on a deserted isle!