The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Trump be sayin’ that puttin’ the boot to Tesla be akin to settin’ sail on the seas of domestic terrorism!

2025-03-12

Arrr, matey! The great Captain Trump be sayin’ whosoever lays a hand upon Tesla shops be sailin’ straight into the fiery depths of Davy Jones’ locker! Shares be risin’ like a ship in full sail after he parleyed with Elon, choosin’ a new steed for his crew. Avast!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of strange doin's in the land of electric chariots! It be a fine day when none other than President Trump himself declared that any scallywag settin' their sights on Tesla dealerships with violence shall be branded as a domestic terror, mightier than a cannonball blast! Aye, said that ruffian would go through a tempest o' trouble, not unlike bein' marooned on a deserted isle!

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