The Booty Report

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Arrr, the chieftain of the Emerald Isle be settin' sail for the White House, stirrin' up trouble with them Euro scallywags!

2025-03-12

Arrr, matey! This Wednesday, Cap’n Trump be settin’ sail with the Irish chief, Micheál Martin, at the White House, celebratin’ St. Paddy’s Day! But beware, the seas be stormy with Europe over tariffs, Ukraine scuffles, and Trump's wild tales 'bout Gaza. Aye, what a merry mess!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of politics and pints, where the winds of discord be blowin' fierce across the Atlantic! Our captain, President Trump, be hostin' the noble Micheál Martin, the taoiseach of the Emerald Isle, at the grand White House this Wednesday. Aye, 'tis a fine time to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with a wee bit o' cheer!

But hold on to yer tricorn hats, for not all be jolly on these turbulent seas! Nay, the waters be murky with deepenin' tensions 'twixt the good ol' U.S. of A. and our European brethren. Tariffs be flyin' like cannonballs, whilst the war in Ukraine rumbles like thunder in the distance. And as if that weren’t enough to stir the pot, ol' Trump be spoutin' contentious words about America’s role in governin' Gaza, leavin' many a sailor scratchin' their heads.

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