Arrr! A new parchment be hoistin' a red flag ‘bout a troublesome treasure fer Trump’s campaign, savvy?
2025-03-12
Arrr matey! The latest word from the landlubbers be sayin' that the crew ain't too chuffed with Captain Trump's ship steerage o' the doubloons, what with stormy seas o' recession and his pesky tariffs on our trading mates. Aye, the treasure be lookin' scarce!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the captain of the ship known as the White House, one President Donald Trump! This scallywag be sayin' there's no storm brewin'—nay, he sees a bounty of treasure and a mighty boom awaitin'! As he inspected a shiny Tesla, the good captain declared, "I don't see it at all!"But alas, the crew of the good ship America be not so pleased with the course he be takin'! A recent poll shows 44% of landlubbers be givin' him a nod, while 56% be shakin' their heads in disapproval of his seamanship on the economic seas. The winds of change be blowin' against him, with his numbers takin' a dive like a fish outta water!
Though some reports say he be afloat, most point to dark waters, with his handling of the economy bein' as shaky as a drunken sailor. Tariffs on goods from Canada and Mexico be stirrin' the markets into a tempest, and fears of inflation be makin' the crew uneasy.
Yet our captain, he be unflappin'! "It takes a little time," he says, as he charts a course through these choppy waters. But beware, mateys! If prices continue to rise like a ghost ship on the horizon, this pirate might find himself in Davy Jones' locker sooner than he thinks!