Arrr! Iran, China, and Russia be schemin’ like scallywags, while the UN whispers o' sanctions in secret, savvy?
2025-03-12
Arrr, mateys! This week, the scallywags of the United Nations Security Council be gatherin' to jaw about Tehran’s fiery atomic dreams! Meanwhile, Iran, Russia, and China be parleyin' in Beijing, no doubt swappin’ recipes for cannons and mischief! Savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news from the far-off lands of Iran, Russia, and China, who be settin' sail for a grand meetin' in Beijing this Friday! These scallywags be chattin' about Tehran's near-nuclear abilities, as reported by the fair lass Mao Ning from the Chinese foreign ministry, arrr!Ye see, this trio be thick as thieves, all part of that 2015 shindig known as the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action, or JCPOA, savvy? Iran's own mouthpiece claims they'll be gabbin' about the nuclear issue and that pesky liftin' of sanctions that be weighin' them down like an anchor!
But hark! Just before this clandestine council, the United Nations Security Council be havin' a secret meetup, discussin' Iran's uranium enrichin', which be breaching 60%—near enough to fill a cannonball with! Talk of snapback sanctions be a-brewin’, and the U.S. be watchin' like a hawk, arrr!
With China’s Vice Foreign Minister presiding and Russian and Iranian deputies joinin' in, they be stirrin' the pot for more than just a cordial chat. Tehran's givin' Moscow all sorts of drones and missiles for their skirmishes in Ukraine, and these sea dogs even held joint naval drills just the other day! Aye, it seems diplomacy be the order of the day, even if ol' Trump be makin' threats of military options. 'Tis a tangled web they weave, mateys! So, hoist the sails and keep yer eyes peeled for more mischief from this motley crew!