"Scallywag captured fer shiverin' timbers, suspected of foul deeds and makin' a mockery of his lass! Arrr!"
2025-03-12
Avast, me hearties! A scallywag from Venezuela, suspected of bein' in cahoots with the Tren de Aragua crew, found himself in the clink in Chicago once more! 'Tis his fourth time bein’ nabbed, after the cap’n Biden ordered him to walk the plank back in 2022! Arrr!
Arrr matey, gather ‘round fer this tale o’ mischief from the Windy City! Our scallywag, one Pedro Colmenares, a Venezuelan rogue and suspected member o' the Tren de Aragua gang, found himself in the clutches of the law for the fourth time, aye, after bein’ ordered to set sail home in 2022 under the watchful eye o' Biden’s crew!On a fine Tuesday morn, the swabs from Immigration and Customs Enforcement, Chicago’s finest, and the U.S. Marshals joined forces to haul in this ne’er-do-well from the west side o' Chicago. This villain was wanted for a dastardly act involving his former lass, threatenin’ her with a pistol and makin’ her walk the plank into a world o' woe, where he allegedly laid his wicked hands upon her over several days.
Despite bein’ caught with a claim of murder hangin’ over his head, Colmenares slipped through the fingers of justice like a slippery fish, bein’ released on minor charges. But lo! Fresh evidence arose, and the lawmen decided it be time to tighten the noose! This knave is a fine example of how a crafty sea dog can dance through the courts, only to be nabbed again! So raise a mug of rum, for this saga of folly be far from over, savvy?