"Arrr! ICE be shippin’ all landlubber migrants from Guantánamo back to the mainland, savvy? A right merry treasure hunt!"
2025-03-12
Arrr, me hearties! A parchment be tellin' of strip searches and them fancy restraint chairs used on a ragtag crew of 290 scallywags the Trump fleet be sendin' to our shores! Talk about a right jolly welcome, eh? Avast! What a rum-soaked hullabaloo!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for there be a tale most curious comin' from the high seas of judicial squabbles! In a court document, it be revealed that a band of scallywags—290 wayward souls, no less—found themselves in the clutches of the Trump administration's crew, shuttlin' 'em through a most peculiar base like wenches at a rum-soaked tavern.