Arrr! Trump be plundering law firms, makin’ a jolly mockery of the justice seas, savvy?
2025-03-12
Arrr, matey! The captain o' the land be wieldin' his might to smack down the scallywags o' industry, but a few wise sea dogs be sayin' it be settin' sail against a grand ol' rule: the right to defend yer own ship, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a certain captain o' the land, known as the president! Aye, this scallywag be usin’ the mighty powers of the government not for treasure, but to strike fear into the hearts of firms that cross his path!Now, savvy legal experts be raisin’ the sails of concern, claimin’ that he be underminin’ a most sacred tenet o’ the law: the right to a stout defense, like a fine ship withstandin’ a storm. They be sayin' that every merchant, be it landlubber or sea dog, ought to have the chance to defend their honor in a fair fight, lest we be walkin’ the plank into the murky waters o’ tyranny!
But our captain, with his swagger and bluster, be dodgin’ the cannon fire of criticism, claimin’ he be merely keepin’ the ship o’ state afloat. 'Tis a twisty tale, indeed! As the ink dries on his orders, the winds o' justice howl and the crew be wonderin’ if the captain’s course be true or merely a ruse to plunder the treasure of fairness.
So hoist the Jolly Roger and keep a weathered eye on the horizon, for this be a tale that be far from over, and the seas o’ politics be ever-changin’!