Arrr! Trump be lettin’ a scallywag senator off the hook for swindlin’—what a merry jest on the high seas!
2025-03-12
Arrr, matey! Brian Kelsey, a scallywag of the Republican crew, confessed to plunderin' doubloons to keep his ship afloat in the 2016 Congress race. But when he tried to take back his words, the winds o' fate laughed in his face! A true landlubber's folly, I say!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of mischief from the high seas of politics! Our swashbucklin’ matey, Brian Kelsey, a card-carryin’ Republican, found himself in a right pickle. Aye, he be guilty as a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder, funneling doubloons in a most illegal manner to fund his lost quest for Congress back in the year of our Lord, 2016!