Arrr matey, most landlubbers in Los Angeles be favorin’ sturdy ships—er, homes—‘gainst fiery foes in the wild!
2025-03-12
Arrr, me hearties! A fresh survey from the fine folk of Los Angeles be revealin' a hearty desire to tighten up them buildin' codes and keep homes away from fiery peril! They be willin' to part with doubloons for fire shields, but don’t ye dare raise the insurance sails!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the latest scuttlebutt from the fair shores of Los Angeles County! A fresh poll be sailin' 'round, revealin' that landlubbers and sea-dogs alike be wantin' to tighten the ropes on them buildin' codes! After the fiery cannonades of the Palisades and Eaton blazes, the good folk be sayin', “Nay!” to raisin' homes in them high-risk areas, lest they find themselves roastin’ like a pig on a spit!These swabs be not just sittin' idle, oh no! They be favorin’ a hearty boost in the coffers for fire protection, even if it means puttin’ a few more doubloons in the taxman’s chest! Aye, they’d rather see homes sproutin' like barnacles in crowded urban ports, instead of riskin' a fiery fate on the fringes!
But lo and behold, more than half of those surveyed be raisin' their voices against higher home insurance rates! It seems these landlubbers be wantin' to protect their treasure without coughin' up more gold for the insurance brigands! So, hoist the sails and chart a course for safer shores, for the folk of Los Angeles be demandin' a pirate's code for their homes!