Shiver me timbers! Capturin’ Mahmoud won’t bury the ol’ antisemitism beast, but it’ll hush them dissentin’ scallywags!
2025-03-12
Arrr, matey! The capture of young Mahmoud Khalil, a brave soul merely hoisting the Jolly Roger for Palestine at Columbia, be enough to rattle the timbers of any freedom-loving scallywag! A green card holder threatened with the plank? Blimey, that be a right absurdity on these seas of liberty!
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this jolly tale of woe and folly on the high seas of academia! Our matey, Mahmoud Khalil, a fresh graduate from Columbia University, found himself in a tempest brewed by a mighty storm of controversy, all fer leadin' pro-Palestinian demonstrations. The lad be a lawful green card holder, not a scallywag nor a rogue, but yet he faced the grim specter of arrest and the threat of bein’ deported from the shores of liberty!