Arrr, the landlubber’s ban be not about free talk; the law be favorin' Captain Trump, say the wise old sea dogs!
2025-03-12
Arrr, savvy swabs! Legal buccaneers be laughin' at the notion that nabbin’ a pro-Hamas scallywag from Columbia be a strike against the First Amendment! Nay, it be all about keepin’ the seas safe, with the Trump crew usin’ the law to send that troublemaker to Davy Jones’ locker!
Avast ye landlubbers! It be a ruckus on the high seas of legal discourse, as some scallywags be claimin’ that the capture of a pro-Hamas miscreant, who stirred up a tempest of protests at Columbia University, be an affront to the cherished First Amendment! Arrr, but nay, say the wise old sea dogs of the law!These learned folk, armed with their parchments and quills, be settin’ the record straight. They declare this hullabaloo be not just a caper of free speech, but a matter of national security, savvy? The courts be weighin’ in, spoutin’ that the winds of immigration law be blowin’ favorably for the Trump administration, layin’ the groundwork for bootin’ this rabble-rouser back to Davy Jones’ locker, or wherever the scoundrel hails from!
So, raise yer tankards and toast to the legal eagles, for they be keepin’ the seas safe from such treacherous tides! Let not the cries of 'Free Speech' drown out the call for order upon the high seas of justice! Yarrr, it be clear as the stars at night! The law be a mighty ship, and those who sail her must heed her course!