"Arrr! New scrolls reveal how the migrant tempest be shakin' up the harbor of our sanctuary airship dock!"
2025-03-12
Arrr, matey! Massport be spillin' the beans, revealin' the scrolls o' chaos that befell Boston Logan during the reign o' Captain Biden! A right ruckus o' landlubbers and sea dogs alike, all clamberin' fer a spot at the ol' airport! Avast, what a sight!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round as I regale ye with tales from the realm of politics, where the seas be just as stormy as the high waters we sail! A mighty surge of migrants has washed upon the shores of a sanctuary city, Boston, to be precise, with the ruckus reported to a Senate crew scouring the seas for answers in the Biden-era tempest.Captain Ted Cruz of Texas, wielding his subpoena like a cutlass, has demanded documents from the Massachusetts Port Authority, seeking the truth behind the 5,500 souls who docked at Logan International Airport. 'Twas said that at the peak, 352 wayward travelers made the terminal their temporary berth, causing quite the kerfuffle! Aye, it cost nearly $779,000 to keep the peace, but fret not, for no gold reached the pockets of the common folk—Massport swallowed the bill like a hungry sea serpent.
Yet, the noble folk of Massport declared they followed the laws of the land, ensuring that the airport remained shipshape and Bristol fashion, even amidst the chaos. By July 2024, they barred families from finding refuge at the airport, shifting them to taxpayer-funded inns instead. So, me mateys, as the winds of change blow through the halls of power, we shall see what fate awaits these seafaring souls! Arrr!