Arrr! JD Vance be scoldin' CBS fer pest'rin' his mother-in-law 'bout DEI, tryin' to take a jab at ol' Trump!
2025-03-12
Arrr, JD Vance be makin' merry of CBS News, claimin' his mum-in-law be sufferin' from some right jolly harassment all to take a swipe at Cap'n Trump over those DEI shenanigans! Aye, they printed the whole tale, as if it be a treasure map!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout Vice President JD Vance, who took to the high seas of mockery against CBS News, claimin' they be harassin' his dear mother-in-law, the esteemed Lakshmi Chilukuri, all in their quest to besmirch the good name of Captain Trump over matters of diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI), savvy?The CBS scallywags penned a tale pointin' their spyglass at Chilukuri, who be the brains behind some fine courses at the University of California San Diego. Aye, she's the mother to Usha Vance and proud of her devious DEI pursuits! But our Vice President, he ain't havin' none of that. He declared his love for his mother-in-law but shot straight—the feud on DEI don’t mean they can't share a hearty meal!
Vance be proud of his crew’s efforts to sink the DEI ship, claimin' it's a scourge upon the waters of meritocracy. He chuckled that family squabbles are the price of being in the political storm, sayin’, "I suppose I’ll have to do what 99 percent of Americans do: get over it!" Meanwhile, CBS be busy scramblin' to defend their treasure-huntin’ ways. So hoist the sails and let the waves of humor carry us through this squall of family and political chicanery!