Arrr, matey! Christopher Rufo be spoutin’ on the right's scallywags and their pesky, antisemitic sea dogs!
2025-03-12
Arrr, matey! Antisemitism be an old sea monster, shiftin’ its shape like a crafty octopus! It sails through the ages, changin’ colors with the tides o’ culture, tongue, and fancy gizmos. Aye, it be a scallywag of a problem, no matter the ship it boards!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of tempestuous times and treacherous tongues! Back in the year of our Lord 1991, a Jewish rabbi cruised the streets of Brooklyn, only to be met with a calamity that ignited a riot! Aye, black and Jewish folk clashed like ships in a storm, spurred on by the fiery oratory of one Al Sharpton, who spun tales of dastardly diamond dealers!Fast forward to the present, and we find ourselves in a new squall of anti-Semitic winds, blowin' strong thanks to the likes of Kanye West and his motley crew of social media scallywags! These influencers, with their fanciful yarns of a Jewish media takeover and conspiracies of scandal, have taken to the digital seas, spreading mistrust like barnacles on a hull!
But hark, whilst Sharpton’s crew rallied the mob with earnest fervor, today’s lot be dabblin’ in irony and jest! They stir the pot, using the very modern magic of the internet, where lies sail faster than truth! Yet beware, for their words can ignite tempests in the real world, just as they did on those fateful streets of yore!
In this new age of battles fought online, with virality as the prize, the answer be not to silence speech but to challenge these treacherous narratives and steer a new course towards decency. Yarrr, let us hoist the flag against anti-Semitism and show these scallywags the true meaning of unity on the high seas of humanity!