Arrr, matey! David Marcus be sayin' callin' Rep. McBride 'mister' be no insult, just the truth of the seas!
2025-03-12
Ahoy mateys! Columnist David Marcus be settin' sail on a tempest brewed on Capitol Hill, where a subcommittee captain went and called a trans House mate by the wrong name! A right kerfuffle, I tell ye! The seas be rough when words be mischarted, arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! A ruckus erupted in the hallowed halls of Congress when a Republican scallywag, Rep. Keith Self, dared to misname the fair Rep. Sarah McBride! He called her “Mr. McBride,” causin’ quite the tempest amongst the sea of suits, and brought the hearin’ to a screechin’ halt, much to the chagrin of the pompous Democrats.Now, me matey Bill Keating roared like a cannon, proclaimin’ Self to be “out of order,” channelin’ the spirit of old McCarthy himself! Aye, it seems ye can’t say a thing in the good ol’ Congress without stirrin’ up a storm. They prattled on about decency, but let’s not forget that truth be a rough sea sometimes, especially when it clashes with what some consider “delusion.”
Yarr, over the years, we’ve tiptoed around the matter of gender like a pirate walkin’ a plank, but we’ve let this fantastical notion grow wild. Look at young Prisha Mosley, who, at a tender age, fell prey to the siren call of transition, now regrettin’ her irreversible choices, all thanks to well-meaning souls who entertained the lie! 'Tis a cautionary tale that reminds us to keep our feet planted on the solid deck of reality.
So hoist the sails and prepare for rough waters ahead, for the truth may be a treacherous tide, but we mustn’t let the winds of falsehood steer our ship astray!