“Arrr! Trump’s ban be sinkin’ our Afghan mates to Davy Jones’ locker! What a scallywag move, I say!”
2025-03-13
Arrr, matey! The fine scallywags of No One Left Behind be haul'n in a treasure trove of doubloons! They've set sail to rescue our Afghan mates from the clutches of the brutal Taliban, making sure they ain't left to swing in the breeze like a ship’s flag in a storm!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a yarn to spin 'bout a noble band o' scallywags called No One Left Behind. Aye, this brave crew hath been plunderin' the coffers o' generous souls, raisin' millions o' doubloons to aid our Afghan brethren in makin' a swift escape from the clutches o' the dreaded Taliban!