Arrr, matey! DOGE be hidin' its blunders like a treasure chest at Davy Jones' locker!
2025-03-13
Arrr, matey! Elon’s crew be hidin' the juicy bits o' their new tales, claimin' transparency like a scallywag! But lo and behold, The Times be sniffin’ out yet another heap o’ blunders, like a dog with a bone! Aye, the seas o’ truth be murky!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I weave ye a yarn of the most curious happenings aboard the ship of Elon Musk and his crew of tech-savvy scallywags. 'Twas promised they’d be as clear as the azure sea, yet, lo and behold! Their parchment o’ claims be more tangled than a kraken’s tentacles, hidden away like treasure in a chest, with nary a hint o' what be truly brewing beneath the surface.