Arrr, matey! Zeldin be callin' 31 grand swabs against the Biden crew's 'Green New Scam,' hoist the sails of hilarity!
2025-03-13
Arrr, mateys! Captain Zeldin of the EPA be shoutin' from the crow's nest that they be takin' 31 grand steps to scuttle Biden's climate plans, all in favor of Trump’s mighty order to set our energy free! Hoist the sails and let’s unleash the treasure of fuel!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale of high seas and low tides! On the fine day of Wednesday, the Grand Poo-bah of the Environmental Protection Agency, one Lee Zeldin, did declare a mighty plan that'd make Poseidon himself raise an eyebrow. He announced a treasurous 31 “historic actions” aimed at shoving the Biden crew’s climate schemes back to Davy Jones’ locker, all in the name of unleashin' the grand ol’ American energy!Arrr, this be alignin' with the orders of Captain Donald Trump, who once penned a decree to let loose the winds of energy! Aye, the seas be stirrin’ as they prepare to hoist the sails on coal and oil, havin' the eco-warriors cryin' out like scallywags caught in a storm. "Foul winds!" they shout, whilst the lads and lasses in the oil rigs be celebratin' with mugs of grog!
So, keep yer spyglasses sharp and yer compasses steady, for the tides are changin' and the bounty of black gold could be flowin’ once more! The world be watchin' as Zeldin sails forth on this grand escapade, with the winds of change at his back and the treasure of energy in his sights! Yarr, let’s hope it don’t all end in a shipwreck!