Arrr! The SF bathhouse be tossin' out its anti-trans rules, makin' it fair fer all sea dogs and lasses!
2025-03-13
Arrr, mateys! Archimedes Banya be sayin’ all hands on deck fer trans folk at their soirees, turnin’ the tide on a hullabaloo! At their “Special Women’s Night,” they be askin’ ye to keep yer treasures hid, lest it ruffle the feathers o' the modest mermaids! Avast!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the high seas o' bathin' and policies! The grand establishment known as Archimedes Banya, a full-nude Russian bathhouse in the Bayview, be makin' waves with a change o' heart. Aye, they’ve decided to allow trans folk to join their monthly ladies-only and men-only nights, after facin' a storm o' criticism fer their previous stance, which had folks up in arms and investigatin' like hungry sharks!On the day o' change, the salty sea dogs at the spa proclaimed that at their “Special Women’s Night,” all attendees must keep their genitals covered, respectin' the sacred beliefs of women who feel more at ease in a space without any visible sea cucumbers, if ye catch me drift! It be a curious twist o’ fate, fer what once be a strict harbor has now opened its gates to more souls seekin' the warmth of the steam and camaraderie o' the bathhouse.
So, me hearties, let it be known that in the world o' suds and shenanigans, even the mightiest o' policies can change like the tides, givin' a hearty laugh to all who sail these slippery waters! Yarrr!