Arrr, matey! That GOP scallywag be sayin’ he won’t join the madcap tale of Mr. McBride’s jolly fantasy! Har har!
2025-03-13
Arrr, matey! Rep. Keith Self be callin’ Rep. Sarah McBride “Mr. McBride,” claimin’ he ain’t bound to join her jolly ol’ fanciful tale! Aye, the seas be wild, but this scallywag be standin’ firm on his ship of reality! Har har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of a congressional hullabaloo that be fit for the high seas! 'Twas a fine day when Rep. Keith Self, a swashbucklin' Republican from Texas, did call the fair Rep. Sarah McBride of Delaware "Mr. McBride" during a grand hearing. Aye, McBride be a lass who sails the seas as a proud transgender woman, but Self, bless his heart, claimed he be no needin' to partake in her "fantasy."“Well, Michael,” he proclaimed, “I’m a retired Green Beret, and I don’t see the fuss!” 'Tis a fine way to stir the pot, eh? Other scallywags like Rep. Mary Miller agreed with him, chippin’ in on X with a hearty, “No one should be forced to go along with the Democrats’ delusions!”
But the winds turned foul when Rep. Bill Keating, a Democrat, shouted, “Ye shall not continue this hearing unless ye introduce her proper-like!” Self, bein' the captain of his own ship, promptly called for an adjournment, much to the delight of his fellow pirates! As for McBride, she tweeted her gratitude for representin’ Delaware, sayin’ it be an honor of a lifetime. Aye, what a tale this be, full of jests and jabs fit for any tavern!