Arrr, Gregg Jarrett be sayin’ that ol’ Mahmoud Khalil can’t hide behind the First Amendment while stirrin’ up mischief!
2025-03-13
Arrr, me hearties! The Trump crew holds the mighty power to hoist away that scallywag Mahmoud Khalil, the rabble-rouser against the fine land of Israel! Let the sails be set for his swift departure, lest he stir up more mischief on the high seas!
Ahoy, mateys! 'Tis a grand myth that the good ol' First Amendment be a limitless treasure chest o' free speech! Nay, it be no shield fer scallywags supportin' terrorist mischief, especially fer those not born on this fair land. Like our tale of Mahmoud Khalil, a pirate of protest at Columbia University, who be caught in the clutches of ICE fer stirrin' up trouble and peddlin’ pro-Hamas propaganda.Now, the U.S. law be clear: if ye be an "alien," yer stay here be a privilege, not a right! Khalil, he be accused of organizin' ruckus and antisemitism on campus, an' that be not a protected speech, savvy? The Trump crew be intent on sendin' him back to the briny deep, claimin' he be a radical foreign agitator who holds no love for this nation.
In court, his lawyer tried to spin a yarn about free speech, but the judge be kickin' the can down the road, leavin' the fate of this sea-dog uncertain. With threats to yank funding from colleges, the captain o’ the ship, Trump, be sayin’ he won’t tolerate any more of this lawless buccaneerin'! So, me hearties, keep yer wits about ye, for the tides of justice be ever changin'!